>Santa Claus Timeline


>Santa Claus Timeline: “Santa Claus Timeline
1689–Spanish-German explorer Santa Claus discovers the North Pole, and establishes a small base camp.

1691–Because of harsh and meager living conditions, Claus’ crew abandons him.

1692–Claus is rescued by the Viking ship Hvorfor. He returns to Europe, bringing some items along with him from the North Pole. He finds he is able to sell them quite easily, making a small profit.

1703–Claus saves up enough money to buy a small ship and crew, and returns to the North Pole. Upon arriving, he finds his base camp, half-buried but still intact.

1704–Claus returns to Europe with a shipload of North Pole artifacts, and is successful in selling them. He makes enough profit to increase his crew, and buys building materials to expand his polar base.

1705–Claus returns again to the North Pole, and builds quarters for him and his crew, and sets up the Polar Exports Company.

1716–After six shiploads of exports, the European market is flooded with polar artifacts, as well as the phony ones making charlatans rich. Seeing this decline, Claus decides to invest his money by starting a toy company in his native Germany.

1720–Claus Toys becomes the largest toy company in Germany, but only because of Claus’ underhanded business dealings. (It was also rumored that Claus was dealing with enemy countries as”

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